westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.
ddarkahn:



never forget

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

fast-fuse1999:

Sunday nights:
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
  • me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
  • me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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